Okay, so it’s half 7 in the morning and you’re rushing round the house struggling to leave on time. You haven’t got time for the most important meal of the day. But you know you really ought to eat something. But what?! I, my friends, have the answer. This is an Alpen Light bar, and in my humble opinion I [...]

To be honest, any British band based in Brighton gets my vote. Colour It In is their first album and the only album I have. Someone actually bought me it for Valentine’s Day, but you don’t want to know about that… So, is it a good listen or not? Track #1: Good Old Bill – Love the drums [...]

You know, sometimes I get real tired of cheap TV-based escapism. I mean,TV is fine for a while. But, just between you and me, I get pretty tired of watching predictable storylines and un-original content which I could find on 7 other channels. So, being a typical man, I decided to return to my computer-game playing roots [...]

Remember when Sandra Bullock was a celebrated actress? You’re probably thinking ’she still is!’ Nuh uh. Not after this. All About Steve is a twisted rom-com about a cruciverbalist (Bullock) who falls in love with a dishy news cameraman. What’s a cruciverbalist? Someone who writes crossword puzzles. And that’s not even the most lame part about it. It’s [...]

I know what you’re thinking, this book is about 30 years too early for me right? But seeing as Matt has a habit of buying me useful-but-no-use-to-me presents for Christmas, I figured I ought to review something here for the more mature woman. But anyway, this is a book review, not just me spouting a load of [...]

What happens when an ethical company produces high-quality, vegan bodycare products? Green People.