Funniest Guy Ever? Bo Fo’ Sho.

Published on October 8th, 2009 at 11:04 am by Sopho

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Now I’ll be honest. I like men.

No, correction, I like funny men. And the guy below is, in my opinion, without a doubt one of the funniest one’s around.

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His name is Bo Burnham.

Now, this may just look like 6 foot 5 of pure geekiness, and trust me, it probably is.
But inside that angelic little head there’s the mind of a rapist.
A comedy rapist.

His songs cover a wide range of truely important humerous issues such as Klan Kookout (That’s right, a song about the KKK), Little Adolf and  My whole family thinks I’m gay.

Though personally, I don’t think it’s possible to beat certain Bo classics. My Top 3 Bo songs of all time?

1.Love is… An utterly hilarious song which likens love to porn, Anne Frank’s diary and paedophilia. With lines like “I want you like JFK wanted a car with a roof” who can really resist this love song with a definite twist?

2. High school party. The first Bo song I ever heard, and so it should be. This tells the tale of first time sex with a paraletically drunk girl at a party he was never even invited to, and I honestly still cry with laughter every single time I listen to it. The line “You’re gonna love me the way my uncle did… Except you’re not gonna go to court for doing it.” really sums this song up to be honest.

3. New Math. In the words of Bo himself, this is a song that takes something quite boring, maths, and makes it offensive. Brilliant maths-related quotations inclue “And if you made a factor tree of the factors that caused my girl to leave me you’d have a tree… Full of Asian porn.”, “And if Kim is half as old as Bobby who is two years older then twelve year old Tori.For how many more 30 day months will their threesomes be considered statutory rape?” and “Squaring numbers are just like women, if they’re under thirteen just do them in your head…”.

Basically, if you’re in the mood for some catchy, offensive and generally sex-related songs then go to YouTube right now and check him out.