What’s that? you ask. Well, long story short, the ‘Phoney War’ was given its name because of the period of nothingness it represented during the war. As you’ll probably know, ‘phoney’ means ’something that is not genuine’ or ‘fake’. Pretty much like the entirety of Heidi Montag’s face. So, when Britain declared war on Germany and the [...]

“Okay kids, so here’s the plan. You do A-Level History right? All about “Saving Europe at a cost”, right? No? What? Oh…. Erm…. Then I guess just carry on with whatever you were doing.” Oh, you do? Good good. Come with me. Right, where was I? Ah yes, for the next two weeks, the Wiggle is now a HISTORY REVISION SITE! [...]

Don’t you hate when people over-hype things? Like, for instance, some loser in a newspaper will say ‘TAKE THAT WERE AMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHZING!’ so you’ll buy tickets. However, once you see the show, you’re actually like ‘wait, why did I buy tickets for this crap? OH WAIT, that stupid fucking newspaper told me to.’ That’s why, although I always [...]

What happens when you have dry skin but want a non-animal-tested hand soap that doesn’t DESTROY the environment? It’s a difficult balance to find, and even the best hand soaps out there have issues. For the past year I’ve been using Ecover to keep my muts clean at home. Sadly, with winter came chapped, dry skin and [...]

Ah here we are. The last episode of the 2nd generation. Don’t worry though, Skins has already been picked up again for 2 more seasons. Good times. With a new cast. Sad times. Anyway… At the beginning of the end, we see Thomas running. Not sure how this is at all relevant, but apparently it is. Next thing [...]

I bet you’re thinking ‘An Horse’? But that’s incorrect grammar. Oh, just me then? Well I have no idea why they named their band in such an odd way, but they’re pretty quirky and awesome anyways. But does their first full-length studio album match their personalities? Track #1: Camp Out – The band actually performed this song on the [...]